kyraltim's definitions

cunt alarm

What goes off when in the vicinity of a grade A cunt of the first water.

Sorry Mr Cruise, could you not sit so close as you keep setting off my cunt alarm.

by KyralTim February 13, 2008

beetle grab

To reach between a woman's legs, from behind, and grab her pubic mound.

-Dude, why have you got a black eye?

-Man, I was stood behind this stone cold fox going up on the escalator and just couldn't resist going for the beetle grab.

by KyralTim March 4, 2008

Shitsville

Shitsville, Tennessee. A real fucking hole. not to be confused with CrapTown, Wyoming, Turd City, Michigan or Baisngstoke.

"So this is Afghanistan then"

"Yeah, welcome to Shitsville, Tennessee"

by kyraltim January 13, 2009

apple mac

Computing for ladies.

Hey, is that like a case for putting make-up in or something?

No my retarded girlfriend bought me a apple mac laptop. She must think I'm a bitch.

by KyralTim March 4, 2008

maximise

To consume recreational drugs anally. To 'hoop' one's goodies.

I maximised a couple of pills a while ago and now I'm coming up like a bastard.

I maximised that special k but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck it up my arse.

by KyralTim January 12, 2009