Definitions by kyraltim

Shitsville 

Shitsville, Tennessee. A real fucking hole. not to be confused with CrapTown, Wyoming, Turd City, Michigan or Baisngstoke.

"So this is Afghanistan then"

"Yeah, welcome to Shitsville, Tennessee"

Shitsville by kyraltim January 13, 2009

maximise

To consume recreational drugs anally. To 'hoop' one's goodies.

I maximised a couple of pills a while ago and now I'm coming up like a bastard.

I maximised that special k but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck it up my arse.

maximise by KyralTim January 12, 2009

beetle grab 

To reach between a woman's legs, from behind, and grab her pubic mound.

-Dude, why have you got a black eye?

-Man, I was stood behind this stone cold fox going up on the escalator and just couldn't resist going for the beetle grab.

beetle grab by KyralTim March 4, 2008

apple mac 

Computing for ladies.

Hey, is that like a case for putting make-up in or something?

No my retarded girlfriend bought me a apple mac laptop. She must think I'm a bitch.

apple mac by KyralTim March 4, 2008

cunt alarm 

What goes off when in the vicinity of a grade A cunt of the first water.

Sorry Mr Cruise, could you not sit so close as you keep setting off my cunt alarm.

cunt alarm by KyralTim February 13, 2008