shitwaffle 

adj - the state of being that results from a high velocity impact with a broad blunt object, such as a wall.

v- the act or occurence of impacting a broad, blunt, object at high velocity

If we had hit that tractor trailer, we'd have been shitwaffled!

You ass! You almost shitwaffled us!

shitwaffle by jeremy spiegel May 24, 2006

Qwerty Shitwaffle 

The result of dedicating on a laptop keyboard, then slamming the laptop lid closed, producing a keyboard texture fecal pile, resembling a waffle pattern.

Let's all hit ourselves in the head with hammers and then make Qwerty Shitwaffles for breakfast.

Qwerty Shitwaffle by zuulybully October 9, 2018

shinwaffle

A valorant player

"Wow Shinwaffle is not topfragging rn."

shinwaffle by adrian112325987 March 9, 2023

sirwaffles

sirwaffles is an awesome friend and he’s really good at quaver, he’s also the best admin in this discord server called “The FNF Den”,
he’s very nice and epic, and i like being around him!
oh man! i love sirwaffles! he’s the best :

“oh man, i love sirwaffles! he’s my best friend.”
“really dude? me too!”

sirwaffles by mocaheart December 25, 2021

shit waffle 

leaving a big dump on someone's laptop keyboard and pushing the screen down, making a shit waffle.

Beau left his laptop out when he passed out so I left a big shit waffle on his computer.

shit waffle by zombiekilla1998 March 9, 2009

Shwaffle 

Shwaffle is a word of Dutch origin that is used as an alternative to the phrase Tea-Bagging. It refers to the act of placing ones balls onto an unsuspecting persons head.

"Haha Rob, I Shwaffled you good!"

Shwaffle by Clive Meanderson February 5, 2010

Shit Waffle 

A person that has done something to greatly offend you.

wow, Logan is such a shit waffle!

Shit Waffle by EATSH!T December 27, 2017