shit-waffled
A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.
shit-waffled by JerseyPuNk March 17, 2009
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shit waffle
shit waffle by zombiekilla1998 March 9, 2009
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shit waffle by Tobs July 26, 2005
shit waffle
used to describe someone so hot that you would let them shit on your waffle and you would still eat it
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She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".
Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!
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Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
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