shitwafter

A dog's tail, especially when the tail hits you in the face.

Dammit Rover, quit hitting me in the face with your shitwafter!

by Thoren_NA November 28, 2021

shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitwafer

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

by ken power January 15, 2008

shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.

Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.

by Monkey McMurtelstein March 7, 2005

Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.

"What a shitwanger."

by pixiefail. January 2, 2010

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

shitwalker

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.

Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!

by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015