shwaffler

The act of a male slapping you across the face with a dick.

Corey is a #Shwaffler, man. He hit me in the face with that dick super hard.

by ThatBuddhistGirl January 17, 2018

shmaffle

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

by b-ret April 14, 2014

Shwiffle

A name that sounds like "Swiffle" but isn't.

UnGenio: Hey how are you swiffle
Shwiffle: Die

by sjeowkve haiavaiwlwvhajafajah February 28, 2020

swafferdonk

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013

Knee Shuffler

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.

Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?

by WookieCookie77 July 18, 2020

swaffle

"to bang your gentleman sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal"

That guy just swaffled!

by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021

schwaffle

slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

by schwaffle king June 1, 2006