shwaffler

The act of a male slapping you across the face with a dick.

Corey is a #Shwaffler, man. He hit me in the face with that dick super hard.

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shmaffle

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014

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A name that sounds like "Swiffle" but isn't.

UnGenio: Hey how are you swiffle
Shwiffle: Die

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Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

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When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.

Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?

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That guy just swaffled!

swaffle by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021

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slapping another human being across the face with a penis

i sure sure schwaffled her good the other day, she was mildly amused.

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