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shittermittens 

when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten assholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack
"my roommate's shittermittens have made us go through 4 rolls in the past day"
shittermittens by mattimer October 4, 2011

shitterist 

A person in an RPG or Roleplaying game who steals other player’s virtual items using the following tactics

1. Befriending a fetus-like gamer who plays the afformentioned RPG game 9-16 hours per day and has amassed an impressive amount of in-game wealth (usually through stealing their mother’s credit card) and leeching off the fetus-like gamer’s wealth

2. Asking other players to drop their items;claiming that whoever drops the most expensive items will receive a whimsical price. Promptly banning/locking out any player who drops an item of moderate value from oneselves world and collecting gulliable players items

3. Impersonating a famous player or moderator and begging for free items

4. Promising sexual favors

5. Creating an in-game casino and promising rewards for rolling certain numbers, utilizing an in-game numbe generator
That shitterist stole my golden diapers, took 3 months to get those

How did you not realize that guy was a shitterist? He clearly sounds like a 40 year old virgin
shitterist by CrippledCow February 19, 2020

Shiteknight 

A shiteknight is a person with low self-esteem who combats this with an unwavering need to aid others in maintaining the delusion that they were born in the wrong body. They usually have very isolated personal lives as they are very judgmental of others, surrounding themselves only with those who feed their need to center men in gender-critical activism. Most commonly sighted in older men in regards to transgender identifying males.

Chronic shiteknighting often occurs in correlation with chronic self-esteem problems where the person needs to maintain a high view of themselves through self-righteous acts of pseudo-kindness. These people surround themselves with men and women still suffering from unresolved delusions of gender as a means to harvest praise and adulation for speaking over and denigrating women who question their tactics.

Shiteknighting is also associated with metastasized misogyny, homophobia, racism, and ableism as a shield against cognitive dissonance induced by requests from peers to examine one's behavior for bias.
"When women say Hayton is no ally of theirs because of his continued engagement in his autogynephilia fetish in women's spaces, Graham Linehan shiteknights for him."
Shiteknight by Amy Denver January 22, 2022

shitternet explorer 

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.
Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

Earth Shattering Orgasm 

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.
Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm
Earth Shattering Orgasm by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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