When you try to make a phenommelette but can't risk flipping it cus it might fall apart, so you chicken out and tell everyone you made frittata. You're trying to cover up an ommelette abortion. You're a shit person and you should quit earth right after you finish eating that Shittata.

(From kitchen) Oh shit..
what happened, is the ommelette okay?
Errm, what Ommelette? There's no ommelette, I'm making frittata.
Just flip the thing you pussy, I hate Shittata!

Shittata by towsh.net August 17, 2011

Related Words

shistata • shittata • Shistafargen • shistapape • shitata • shitsatan • shitsatanic

shistapape

Toilet paper, or shit tickets.

Hey Doug, where's da shistapape?

shistapape by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

shittata

Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette

Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata

shittata by ebuygum April 22, 2009

shitsatanic

shitsatanic: (adjective) of a sentence on deceitful.

shitsatanic person has gain almost 2/3 of human population to her trap in falsely pretention guises.

shitsatanic by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe January 22, 2018

shitata

Not an argument and not exactly neutral territory, a shitata is a phase of interaction where shit is flung but the friendship is not over. Going through some shit with someone, basically. Can involve more than 1 person: the shitata is usually a grander scale shit slinging fest between multiple people. Like a brouhaha, but more catty.

Billy told Mary that Jane said that Esther was a total slut and now Billy's in the doghouse because Jane is pissed that he told Mary anything about her opinions of Esther. Mary told Annie & this all got back to Esther, who isn't talking to Jane anymore. Pfft...what a huge shitata!

shitata by thirteenmoons July 22, 2011

shitsatan

shitsatan: deceitful

shitsatan: some shitsatans dominated social development and prevent its sustainability.

shitsatan by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe January 17, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026