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two of the greatest, non-sexual, feelings in the world are a) when you have to shit really bad and you finally relieve yourself. And, b) when you clean your ears out with a cotton swab. when you do the two things together, it is the most amazing feeling!
Dude, I'm totally shit-swabbing on the toilet right now. :)
by Nicolettefob June 05, 2010
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