shitspyer

A person who is your flatmate who, every time you enter the bathroom to take a shit, wait to hear you close the door, after which they walk out of their rooms to get a whiff of your shit.

He’s literally such a shitspyer, i went to take a shit and literally the second after i closed the door, he came out of his room. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

by wingofredemption October 19, 2021

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shitspeak

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

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shitster

adj. One who causes trouble, especially for others - a contraction of "shit stirrer".

Joey just lied to his older sister about nailing her best friend - what a shitster!

by jim October 3, 2003

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shitspresso

1. Diarrhea

2. A hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.

Terrance: Can I offer you some coffee, or a pastry?

Phillip: No, thanks. I have shitspresso.

by Zoiks El Presidente November 13, 2010

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When a colleague in the office tries to whisper some gossip but the whole office ends up hearing because they talk so loud

When someone is chatting shit and they think they are whispering it, but actually the whole office has overheard

John was Shitspering to me but someone the other side of the office heard him as he was so loud.

by Geisha83 January 23, 2020

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