shitslipper

1) a person who deserves to have their feet dirtied by shit.

2) a person who deserves to eat shit.

1) Fuck you man! You're a shitslipper!

2) You're such a shitslipper.

by Stanky Fred October 2, 2009

Shitskipped

1. Small, Insignificant, or Irrelevant;
2. Not worth mentioning
3. Engaged with moreso out of expedience than desire or afinity

1. Ex President George W. Bush was cultivated, bred, & educated in a Shitskipped region of west Texas.

by The'Gist February 23, 2010

Shitclapper

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.

Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."

by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

shitdipper

someone who sucks your cock right after ramming it up their ass.

i fucked him in his ass and as i was cumming i shoved my cock in his mouth and labeled him as my private shitdipper.

by truthe May 18, 2003

Shit Slipper

Slang for a Doner Kebab

Hey Jon, what you doing tonight?.....

I am off down the pub for 10 pints and a Shit Slipper on the way home!

by Bobbymoore January 26, 2010

Shitslapped

High out of your mind, the supposed second evolution of slapped and or clapped (depending on where you are from)
This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.

I hung out at Ava's yesterday, she had some gas, man. we smoked that shit and i went straight f o o l i s h, I got Shitslapped af.

by Clit Sammich October 24, 2019

shitslinger

One who rolls their feces into litte balls and shoots them out of a slingshot.

"Leik omg! I shot u in the hed liek 7 times!!!"

"stfu shitslinger!"

by T-Man April 8, 2005