A game called Brickbreaker for the Blackberry Smartphone. The only time most people have time to play cellphone games is during a run to the shitter.
I got over 8000 points on shitbreaker but my legs fell asleep and when I got up off the seat I busted ass on the bathroom floor and my phone went flying, knocking the battery out, so I lost my saved scores. I really did get over 8000 points. Im making chili tonight, you better watch out.
One who speaks shit all over the place. In a more kind manner, someone who never is right and seen by the public as a dumb, incompetent commenter. Usually encountered on forums.
This geezer was the biggest shitspeaker USA ever saw!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"