shitpuking

when you are in the special situation of vomiting feces.

"mom?! i'm pooping out of my mouth! i'm shitpuking!!!"

by PrinceInFrog May 14, 2012

shitfuckingasshole

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.

Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

usual shitking

A colloquial phrase used to describe something tiring, overdone and often unpleasant.

Taken from the title of mashcore producer Renard's 2012 track of the same name.

"David was up to his usual shitking as always."

by deadass79 July 1, 2019

shitking

The king off all things shitty.

HEY, i AM THE SHITKING OF FUCK MOUNTAIN

by Alomar January 26, 2005

Shitalking

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.

Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!

by iChantz January 11, 2009

Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

by cornholouos February 17, 2010

shitpicking

The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.

Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.

Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie

Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake

Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.

by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009