1 definition by swagmen69420blazeit

you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn't there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you're just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you shit and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that's a shit-puke
Katy! Help! The baby is about to shit-puke!

Bruh, I was so sick last night, I almost shit-puked.
by swagmen69420blazeit February 03, 2015
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