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verb: (1)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter whilst leaning into a near-by garbage can and/or sink and vomiting. Usually transpires after heavy drinking combines with copious amounts of food.
(2)the act of sitting on the toilet and excreting fecal matter, whenst you realize you must vomit, and you stand up, and turn around and puke all over your shit.
(1)My friend Clyde had a big dinner for his 21st birthday, then we went out and got him hammered drunk. When we returned to his domicile, he proceeded to head into the bathroom, drop his trousers, sit on the toilet, and Shit Puke for the next 2 hours. "Let it Ride."

(2)I was sitting with this chick in the living room of my friends house in college when I had to take a shit. I went into the basement (where there are no walls, just a toilet) and proceeded to shit-puke after too much Taco-Bell.
by Pooke May 21, 2009
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Adj: word describing a picture in which those involved are ridiculously "fly." can be used ironically. Based of the tech term, High Definition.

Syn: Fly-Def
Check out that pic of my friend in his white pants, white wife-bee, white super-man hat, and white shades..."This picture was taken in 'Fly Definition'."
by Pooke August 07, 2009
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