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shitpiggery 

The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.
Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.
shitpiggery by anthony February 19, 2005
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Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

shitdigger 

A gay male who enjoys anal sex and has a large penis
Hey Tommy, I heard Billy has a huge shitdigger
shitdigger by TheBlueDevil79 March 17, 2017

shitnigger 

a) Videogame slang: A phrase used in anger, often when killed or in some other way aggravated

b) A black person composed of feces
a) SHITNIGGER!!!! He just edgehogged me!

b) dude, look at that shitnigger!
shitnigger by John F. Spunkle December 17, 2008

shitbaggery 

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.
Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"
shitbaggery by shitbagger September 1, 2007

shindiggery 

The act of attending or participating in a shindig or shindigs.
The pub last night was full of shindiggery.
shindiggery by fmervyck April 24, 2011

shindiggery 

shindiggery is anything that is amazing and goood... if you want 2 know more about the art of shindiggery and many other fun stuff visit on the radio LBC 97.3 FM at 10-1 for Iain Lee.. who is the funniest man on the radio
"That sex last night was absolute shindiggery mate!!!"

"and Beckham scores an absolute shindiggerous goal!!"
shindiggery by Leon Watsgate August 15, 2007
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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