Shitmining 

A particularly deep form of rimming with a surprise ending!

'awww man, did I tell you about the shitmining I did last night? They loved it and I get a snack!'

Shitmining by Bloodypete November 20, 2020

shitmining 

The act of surfing various websites and researching strange topics for nuggets of random information e.g. the sex lives of conjoined twins. When engaging in a deep dive of the internet, spurred on by a seemingly innocuous trigger.

The opposite of Shitposting. Absorbing and consuming as opposed to spewing out information.

Examples:

"I went shitmining last night and found out there is a poisonous breed of rat"

"I'm stuck in a shitmine on name subject"
"Have you been shitmining again?"

shitmining by Elzeebub November 20, 2020

Shtaining 

When your tired and stoned and suddenly feel too fucked to do anything else so you sleep or when your to busy to game.

Also a one word question.

“I’m shtaining boys, getting head down”

“Shtaining time lads, going bed”

Tony: “shtaining?”
Joe: “Yeah mate, might be on later tho”

Shtaining by JoseppiH March 30, 2020

The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

The Shittening by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

Shitmisting 

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles

yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting

Shitmisting by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

shitming 

A person who measures their curtains inaccurately and so it trails slightly on the floor.

'Have you seen how long those currtains are?!'

'Yeah, Niall measured them, whatta shitming!'

shitming by Fatty Warren December 28, 2009

shitening 

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.

Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.

shitening by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008