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shitjuice 

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Phrase used to describe when the fantasy is that good that it has the person using it acting like a complete twit at a more than embarrassing level for everyone present.
phwar that bloke had his Willy out at my family gathering telling my grandmother to get her tuna canoe out for the boys.. shitjuice
shitjuice by Shitjuice November 28, 2024
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Shoejuice 

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The sticky and smelly mixture inside a girl's shoe that consists of a man's dried cum and her foot sweat. Shoejuice is very sticky, and stains shoes and socks a dark yellow. The amount of shoejuice produced also depends on the amount of sweat and cum in the shoe.
Shelby: Can i borrow your shox?

Jennifer: Yeah sure.

(Shelby runs a mile)

Shelby: Eww Jenny my feet are so sticky and sweaty. I can feel it between my toes too.

Jennifer: You just sweat a lot, take them off and lemme see.

Shelby: Eww gross there are yellow stains on my pink socks what do you put in your shoes??

Jennifer: Oh get over it, it's just some shoejuice from last night.

Shelby: Ewww you mean my feet are covered with your BF's cum?!
Shoejuice by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

shitquick 

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"He better get here shitquick or I'm leaving without him."
shitquick by AwfulDarkJedi July 19, 2009

shitslice 

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A moron. But worse than a moron; more like a moronic annoyance of a person.

Popularized in cycle 1 of America's Next Top Model by Elyse Sewell.
Put the food in your mouth, you shitslice. Not your nose.
shitslice by wendeh December 9, 2008

Shit Juice 

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The combination of various alcohols to create one mixture. Often drank by broke teenagers.
All we have are 7 partially drank bottles
Mix 'em together and make some shit juice
Shit Juice by tsl4242 May 21, 2017

shitficent 

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An ironic combination of the word shit and magnificent. Used to declare about oneself's bad faring.
John: How are you?
Matt: I'm feelling shitficent.
shitficent by santisinis July 13, 2011

Shitnice 

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Shitnice is often used to describe a person or event that in the present time is absolutely fucking amazing. But when looked back upon often results in a shitty feeling which leaves you wondering "why the fuck would I do that for?"

In a general term, anything that can be nice and shit at the same time.
Example A: getting repeatedly pounded in the vagina for hours by some hot god of sex but having to deal with a sore vagine for days later.

-"Dude, my vagina is still rallied from all that sex I had five days ago..."
-"Shitnice."

Example B: eating that mouthwatering burger, huge beef patty stacked high with toppings and loaded with grease that makes you want to orgasm at the table, but later leaves you in an intense meat coma.

-"That must have been some burger, I found you sleeping on the toilet.."
-"ugh, shitnice."
Shitnice by ineedsomeprotien July 16, 2011
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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