shitjuice
Phrase used to describe when the fantasy is that good that it has the person using it acting like a complete twit at a more than embarrassing level for everyone present.
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Shoejuice
The sticky and smelly mixture inside a girl's shoe that consists of a man's dried cum and her foot sweat. Shoejuice is very sticky, and stains shoes and socks a dark yellow. The amount of shoejuice produced also depends on the amount of sweat and cum in the shoe.
Shelby: Can i borrow your shox?
Jennifer: Yeah sure.
(Shelby runs a mile)
Shelby: Eww Jenny my feet are so sticky and sweaty. I can feel it between my toes too.
Jennifer: You just sweat a lot, take them off and lemme see.
Shelby: Eww gross there are yellow stains on my pink socks what do you put in your shoes??
Jennifer: Oh get over it, it's just some shoejuice from last night.
Shelby: Ewww you mean my feet are covered with your BF's cum?!
Jennifer: Yeah sure.
(Shelby runs a mile)
Shelby: Eww Jenny my feet are so sticky and sweaty. I can feel it between my toes too.
Jennifer: You just sweat a lot, take them off and lemme see.
Shelby: Eww gross there are yellow stains on my pink socks what do you put in your shoes??
Jennifer: Oh get over it, it's just some shoejuice from last night.
Shelby: Ewww you mean my feet are covered with your BF's cum?!
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shit juice • Shim Juice • Shot Juice • shitficent • Shitnice • shitquick • shitslice • Shoejuice • slut juice • Shaft Juice
shitquick
shitquick by AwfulDarkJedi July 19, 2009
Shit Juice
Shit Juice by tsl4242 May 21, 2017
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shitficent by santisinis July 13, 2011
Shitnice
Shitnice is often used to describe a person or event that in the present time is absolutely fucking amazing. But when looked back upon often results in a shitty feeling which leaves you wondering "why the fuck would I do that for?"
In a general term, anything that can be nice and shit at the same time.
In a general term, anything that can be nice and shit at the same time.
Example A: getting repeatedly pounded in the vagina for hours by some hot god of sex but having to deal with a sore vagine for days later.
-"Dude, my vagina is still rallied from all that sex I had five days ago..."
-"Shitnice."
Example B: eating that mouthwatering burger, huge beef patty stacked high with toppings and loaded with grease that makes you want to orgasm at the table, but later leaves you in an intense meat coma.
-"That must have been some burger, I found you sleeping on the toilet.."
-"ugh, shitnice."
-"Dude, my vagina is still rallied from all that sex I had five days ago..."
-"Shitnice."
Example B: eating that mouthwatering burger, huge beef patty stacked high with toppings and loaded with grease that makes you want to orgasm at the table, but later leaves you in an intense meat coma.
-"That must have been some burger, I found you sleeping on the toilet.."
-"ugh, shitnice."
Shitnice by ineedsomeprotien July 16, 2011
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