shitjuice

Phrase used to describe when the fantasy is that good that it has the person using it acting like a complete twit at a more than embarrassing level for everyone present.

phwar that bloke had his Willy out at my family gathering telling my grandmother to get her tuna canoe out for the boys.. shitjuice

by Shitjuice November 28, 2024

Shoejuice

The sticky and smelly mixture inside a girl's shoe that consists of a man's dried cum and her foot sweat. Shoejuice is very sticky, and stains shoes and socks a dark yellow. The amount of shoejuice produced also depends on the amount of sweat and cum in the shoe.

Shelby: Can i borrow your shox?

Jennifer: Yeah sure.

(Shelby runs a mile)

Shelby: Eww Jenny my feet are so sticky and sweaty. I can feel it between my toes too.

Jennifer: You just sweat a lot, take them off and lemme see.

Shelby: Eww gross there are yellow stains on my pink socks what do you put in your shoes??

Jennifer: Oh get over it, it's just some shoejuice from last night.

Shelby: Ewww you mean my feet are covered with your BF's cum?!

by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

shitquick

Extremely fast

"He better get here shitquick or I'm leaving without him."

by AwfulDarkJedi July 19, 2009

shitslice

A moron. But worse than a moron; more like a moronic annoyance of a person.

Popularized in cycle 1 of America's Next Top Model by Elyse Sewell.

Put the food in your mouth, you shitslice. Not your nose.

by wendeh December 9, 2008

Shit Juice

The combination of various alcohols to create one mixture. Often drank by broke teenagers.

All we have are 7 partially drank bottles
Mix 'em together and make some shit juice

by tsl4242 May 21, 2017

shitficent

An ironic combination of the word shit and magnificent. Used to declare about oneself's bad faring.

John: How are you?
Matt: I'm feelling shitficent.

by santisinis July 13, 2011

Shitnice

Shitnice is often used to describe a person or event that in the present time is absolutely fucking amazing. But when looked back upon often results in a shitty feeling which leaves you wondering "why the fuck would I do that for?"

In a general term, anything that can be nice and shit at the same time.

Example A: getting repeatedly pounded in the vagina for hours by some hot god of sex but having to deal with a sore vagine for days later.

-"Dude, my vagina is still rallied from all that sex I had five days ago..."
-"Shitnice."

Example B: eating that mouthwatering burger, huge beef patty stacked high with toppings and loaded with grease that makes you want to orgasm at the table, but later leaves you in an intense meat coma.

-"That must have been some burger, I found you sleeping on the toilet.."
-"ugh, shitnice."

by ineedsomeprotien July 16, 2011