shitficent

An ironic combination of the word shit and magnificent. Used to declare about oneself's bad faring.

John: How are you?
Matt: I'm feelling shitficent.

by santisinis July 13, 2011

shitfacested

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

by shitfacested October 10, 2011

Shitcident

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

shitfacetime

To use the iPhone 4's Facetime video calling feature whilst shitfaced.

I was out of town on a business trip, I got hammered one night and decided to shitfacetime my girlfriend and see if she would show me her tits.

by weyus August 5, 2010

shitfaceted

combination of shitfaced and wasted-referring to being extremely drunk

Last night I was so shitfaceted I don't even remember what happened!

by lazooooo August 15, 2009

Shitfacetication

Shitfacetication is the state of being Shitfaceticated by the consumption of alcohol to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired. Common symptoms may include slurred speech, impaired balance, poor coordination, reddened eyes, hiccupping and undesirable sexual partners. Shitfacetication can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotion, ranging from anger, sadness, and depression to euphoria, lightheartedness and joviality. Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol will lead to Shitfacetication.

Did you see Chris last night? I didn’t think the human body was capable of holding that much alcohol. He was totally Shitfaceticated! He took Shitfacetication to a whole new level!

by CMumma April 4, 2008

shitfacetweet

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.

I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.

by weyus August 5, 2010