Shitnice

Shitnice is often used to describe a person or event that in the present time is absolutely fucking amazing. But when looked back upon often results in a shitty feeling which leaves you wondering "why the fuck would I do that for?"

In a general term, anything that can be nice and shit at the same time.
Example A: getting repeatedly pounded in the vagina for hours by some hot god of sex but having to deal with a sore vagine for days later.

-"Dude, my vagina is still rallied from all that sex I had five days ago..."
-"Shitnice."

Example B: eating that mouthwatering burger, huge beef patty stacked high with toppings and loaded with grease that makes you want to orgasm at the table, but later leaves you in an intense meat coma.

-"That must have been some burger, I found you sleeping on the toilet.."
-"ugh, shitnice."
by ineedsomeprotien July 15, 2011
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Shitnic

A picnic that is shitty, generally consisting of cheap food obtained from a fast food restaurant or vending machine, and eaten in the grass or on the ground typically close to a large road or other inconvenient place. Commonly occurs when drunk, lazy, homeless, or any combination of the three.
We went to Gregg's and then had a shitnic right next to the roundabout.
by The Strawbinator July 08, 2019
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