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Shitnice 

Shitnice is often used to describe a person or event that in the present time is absolutely fucking amazing. But when looked back upon often results in a shitty feeling which leaves you wondering "why the fuck would I do that for?"

In a general term, anything that can be nice and shit at the same time.
Example A: getting repeatedly pounded in the vagina for hours by some hot god of sex but having to deal with a sore vagine for days later.

-"Dude, my vagina is still rallied from all that sex I had five days ago..."
-"Shitnice."

Example B: eating that mouthwatering burger, huge beef patty stacked high with toppings and loaded with grease that makes you want to orgasm at the table, but later leaves you in an intense meat coma.

-"That must have been some burger, I found you sleeping on the toilet.."
-"ugh, shitnice."
Shitnice by ineedsomeprotien July 16, 2011
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Shitnick 

A shitnick is a person who copies and plagiarizes the work of others, before then presenting it as their own.

Named for the famous 'hacker' Kevin Mitnick, who famously uses the work of others and claims it as his own.
Look at that shitnick, he stole John's project and is up on stage presenting it.
Shitnick by A Voice In The Dark August 25, 2018
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Shitnite 

Guy 1: battlefront 2 sucks let’s play fortnite I can get you my first win
Guy 2: shitnite I’m good I’ll stick to battlefront
Shitnite by Fortnite hater93 April 14, 2019

Shitnite 

A shitty game played by little retards with no life, who don't get any pussy and are instead jerking off on new skins.
Retard 1: shall we play some squads?
Retard 2: I don't have a penis
Normal person: fuck you retards, I ain't gonna play shitnite!
Shitnite by Notorios November 12, 2020

Shitnick 

A dumbfuck; a fucknut; someone more worthless than a peso; your semi-retarded brother who likes to fuck pumpkins.
"Close the door, shitnick, you're letting all the flies in!"

"Stop fucking that pumpkin, shitnick!"
Shitnick by Brendon November 18, 2003
A picnic that is shitty, generally consisting of cheap food obtained from a fast food restaurant or vending machine, and eaten in the grass or on the ground typically close to a large road or other inconvenient place. Commonly occurs when drunk, lazy, homeless, or any combination of the three.
We went to Gregg's and then had a shitnic right next to the roundabout.
Shitnic by The Strawbinator July 8, 2019
Dis shitnizel be lookin' good homeboy!
shitnizel by MC Crust May 4, 2003