noun: an extremely poor critique, a particularly deficient analysis of one's creative work
derivation: merging of shit and critique
derivation: merging of shit and critique
by Richard Pearse May 29, 2008
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Pronounced 'Shhteek'
Pronounced 'Shhteek'
by Shtique June 21, 2021
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First identified in the trans community, a shitqueer is someone who self-appointed outsider status as justification for being a social parasite.
Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.
Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.
This makes shitqueers furiously angry!
They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).
Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.
Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.
This makes shitqueers furiously angry!
They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).
Person A: "As a trans person, society oppresses me for my love of freaky sex and smoking meth. Otherwise I would have a job."
Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."
Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."
Person B: "You are a shitqueer."
Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."
Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."
Person B: "You are a shitqueer."
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Combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.
Combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.
Lady: "Sorry Pronoun, but you can't crash on my couch for another month."
Shitqueer: "You are oppressing meeeeeeee!"
Shitqueer: "You are oppressing meeeeeeee!"
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Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?
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