shitique

noun: an extremely poor critique, a particularly deficient analysis of one's creative work

derivation: merging of shit and critique

Gene Shalit offered his usual shitique of the latest blockbuster movie.

shitique by Richard Pearse May 29, 2008

Shtique 

A pen like device that omits a nicotine vapour when dragging on the end to spin one the fuck out. Contains removable pods of a large variety in flavours.

Pronounced 'Shhteek'

"Yo bro, chuck us the Shtique? Keen on a spin"

"Gizz us a hoon g?"

"Shtique?"

Shtique by Shtique June 21, 2021

Shitqueer 

First identified in the trans community, a shitqueer is someone who self-appointed outsider status as justification for being a social parasite.

Shitqueers believe that every problem in their lives can be excused because they are (or claim to be) part of an oppressed minority.

Conflict arises when equally oppressed but mysteriously more functional and happy people bring up the harsh truth that being transgender is not an excuse for your endless drama and personal problems.

This makes shitqueers furiously angry!

They then launch into a cycle of appointing themselves members of more and more oppressed minorities (on tumblr) while simultaneously attacking people within those groups for refusing to enable them (on tumblr).

Person A: "As a trans person, society oppresses me for my love of freaky sex and smoking meth. Otherwise I would have a job."

Person B: "I'm trans and I have a job."

Person A: "FUCK YOU TRUSCUM. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE AN TRANSETHNIC ASEXUAL OTHERKIN CAT PRINCE."

Person B: "You are a shitqueer."

Shitqueer by L_and_scape July 4, 2014

Shitqueer 

Shitqueers (or dirtqueers) are mean, shitty, entitled queers.

Combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.

Lady: "Sorry Pronoun, but you can't crash on my couch for another month."

Shitqueer: "You are oppressing meeeeeeee!"

Shitqueer by CHOBITCOIN November 16, 2014

shitsqueak 

A passing of gas; essentially a fart, while in the midst of taking a large and strenuous dump.

I was taking a crap the other day, and MAN did I have a bad case of the shitsqueaks.

shitsqueak by Mike Seguin May 17, 2006

shitiquette 

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.

Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?

shitiquette by Neologizer March 15, 2010

Shitquestered 

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

Shitquestered by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009