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shitiqua

pronounced SHIT- nequa A wonderful name for a porta potty (or P-Pot Porta-John, PortaJane, Port-O-Let, Port-a-Loo, Portaloo Porta-Potty, Tidy John, Biffs, Johnny-On-The-Spot, Toi-Toi and my favorite, Portable Sanitation Unit) Especialy "full" one or one with out hand sanitizer or toilet paper.
Man!! how old it that porta potty? I think i'll call it shitiqua!!
by Driabilo August 20, 2011
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shitquake

A series of massively shitty events where everybody involved has their world rocked to the very core by the shear shittiness. A shitstorm so large, so shitty, that the very ground beneath the shitees begins to shake with shittiness.
Mr Lahey - "Do ya know what happens when 2 shitplates come together, under extreme pressure Bubbles? ...Shitquake..."
by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006
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shitsquatch

Large, foul-reeking, potentially hairy load of shit that was deposited in your toilet by a houseguest you wish had left earlier. Inspired by the famed Sasquatch of similar lore.
Dear god honey, your Uncle Frohicke laid a shitsquatch in here! Open the goddamned windows!
by Buzz Zoo July 1, 2007
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shitiquette

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.
Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?
by Neologizer March 15, 2010
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Nyquil Shitsquat

When you get out your Roomba ( obviously full battery ). Chug a full bottle of Nyquil; strip down ( obviously ) and proceed to shit on it. Next, open your apartment door and turn your Roomba on. You will then assume the sumo position and follow it to its destination. While this is going on YOU will be masturbating. The goal is to come in front of the Roomba before you pass out. If the Roomba arrives and stalls out in front of another tenants door; chances are they will let you in simply due to shock in the position you're in. Force yourself in and continue. The goal is to cum before the police arrive or you pass out.
I was trying to recover from Covid; and took a bunch of Nyquil. Ended up doing the usual Nyquil Shitsquat.

Woke up in the neighbors apartment covered in shit and cum again...guess I did the Ol' Nyquil Shitsquat....haha.
by SuckPocket July 23, 2022
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shitquake

a very violent expulsion of fecal material.
by oddkin February 17, 2005
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Shatiqua

an african princess.... who talks a lot, and uses language you cant understand.
yo shatiqua, how you doin girl shyt
by colin james marshal September 20, 2005
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