Definitions by Neologizer

strangling the wildebeest 

Loud sex that seems to never end for your neighbors who can hear every shriek and groan.

"I didn't get much sleep. My upstairs neighbors were strangling the wildebeest all night."

strangling the wildebeest by Neologizer July 16, 2014

jam cabinet 

Euphemism for vagina.

Also a less aggressive alternative to cum dumpster.

We've been making out for weeks but she still won't give me access to the jam cabinet.

jam cabinet by neologizer June 11, 2014

shitiquette 

The set of rules for having a bowel movement in someone else's house, or possibly a unisex restroom in a public place, intended to minimize the annoyance of others.

Your friend took a giant crap in my house at poker night and left the door wide open. Where's his shitiquette?

shitiquette by Neologizer March 15, 2010