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When life gives you shit....
Me: So, how's it goin'?
You (in a chipper voice): Shitty!
Me: You sound awful content, all things considered.
You: Well, what else can you do?
Me: I guess you're right. When life gives you shit.... I guess make shitinade.
shitinade by Sean Quixote January 1, 2009
Words you can keep

Shitadel 

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.
Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!
Shitadel by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021

Shitnado 

I walked into an F5 Shitnado at work.
Shitnado by virtualmichael July 10, 2010

shitimage 

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.
"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."
shitimage by nachismo September 11, 2013

Shitnado 

Its when you make a difference in air pressure by shitting yourself so you make a cyclone with your shit.
Me and the bois made a shitnado lastnight.
Shitnado by Just-A_Nobody December 8, 2019
Shinade is an unique person. She is an extra ordinary Individual with a graceful personality. She is special In A way like no other. She is so loving smart and kind. She pure out her soul to everyone she meets whether u deserve it or not she treats everyone equally. U will fall inlove hard for shinade not only for her beautiful face smile or eyes but because of her beautiful soul.

Shinade is beautiful inside and out with the strength of a lion.

She will warm your heart and u will gravitate to her spirit so easily. No matter how tough u think you are shinade will find that soft spot in u. That spot you never knew you had. She is real some might say she is an angel it's not impossible to believe... Her characteristics are that of an angel . She doesn't stand for foolishness. She will never try to hurt you but don't judge a shinade to be weak. If u hurt a shinade that will be the quickest that she will erase you n forget about you like u never exist. She forgive easily but take her to appoint where she no longer desires you then she will let you go. And once you are gone. There is no way ever that u will be luck enough to get back in to Shinade life. You just lost a rear gold. A beautiful soul that u will never find again. So dont loose your luck. Hold on tight to shinade. She is to treasure.
Your soul is a shinade
Shinade by SHYSHY SAS February 18, 2018
A babe. Someone that is extremely beautiful inside and out.
Wow! Look at that Shinade.
shinade by Kingkong587 October 30, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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