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shiticles 

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.
"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
shiticles by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

ShitStickler

When you launch a disgusting batch of dung with so much anal force that the clump sticks to the side of the bowl.
"Goddamn I just shit so hard the clump stuck to the bowl! Now that's ShitStickler if I ever seen one!"
ShitStickler by Fasteddie666 April 19, 2021

Shitsickles 

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.
Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!
Shitsickles by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006

shitsickle 

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.
Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!
shitsickle by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007

shiticules 

The microscopic shit particles left on one's hands after taking a dump and failing to wash up thereafter.
This little weasel at work never washes his hands after taking a shit, and proceeds to leave shiticules on every door handle he touches afterwards.

shtickless thread 

A thread that lacks shtick, perhaps the greatest thread ever created by gin and robot at the beggining of March. Full of jokes, insults, and entertaining drivel. Famed members are in the SHoF (Shtickless Hall of Fame) and referred to as SHoFers.
Yo homie, I'm breaking up with my girl so I can post in the Shtickless Thread more. I wanna be a SHoFer!
shtickless thread by gin April 19, 2005