Shitecule 

1. The aromatic, organic particle emitted en mass from flatulence and/or waste receptacles that causes a revulsive reaction from the human occupants of a room.

2. When someone or something shits themselves and interrupts the current merrymaking (usually resulting in five minutes of uproarious humor or several minutes of uncomfortable shifting about).

Ex. Uh?...EWW! Dude, Wazzat YOU! OH My GOD!
What the F**k did you eat?!? You could choke a heyena. I think I got a shitecule in my eye!

Ex. Uh, well, uh...Yes, well...Is, is there, well uh...

Shitecule by Rokgoblin March 10, 2009

shitscale 

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

shitscale by jpg3 December 1, 2011

Shiticular 

When you are particular about where you have a dump !

At the festivals Gerry won't crap in the portaloo , he's Shiticular!!!

Shiticular by Armageddon37 May 13, 2013

Shitecules 

Basically slang abbreviation of the two words Shit & Molecule

When one smells a fart or a shit it is simply because there senses are bombarded with molecules of shit. Can you taste my fart? Well lap those shitecules up SUKKA, Eat My SHIT!

Shitecules by darealjz July 13, 2010

ShitCutest 

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness

ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless

ShitCutest by фермаовочей October 20, 2020

shitacular

An event that is spectacularly shit.

"The carnival at Sittingbourne last year was shitacular".

shitacular by zwavoo September 21, 2007

shiticles 

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.

"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."

shiticles by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006