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shithousery
Chiefly British term for underhanded conduct or gamesmanship in a sport, with the intention of gaining an advantage. Typically refers to association football.
shithousery by MRTHICC February 1, 2019
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shit-hop • shit hopper • shithole • shithouse • Shithook • shithoused • Shithole Country • shitzophrenia • Shithog • shithouse poet
Shittop
Shittop by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021
Shithouse Bastard
Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
Shithouse Bastard by funnydoodette October 9, 2008
shithole
shithole by pixilatedly May 4, 2020
Third World Shithole
Noun referring to any impoverished foreign country in which crime, graft, and corruption are modus operandi.
Third World Shithole by Basking in Beanerville July 6, 2011
Shithouse Poet
Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.
Some examples:
"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."
And...
"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."
"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."
And...
"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."
Shithouse Poet by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005
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