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Shitlifting 

Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.
Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.
Shitlifting by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018
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Oh-Shit Gift

A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.
*Cell call* Happy " ", sweetie!

*"Oh, shit!" Grabs nearest thing on shelf*

An Oh-Shit Gift
Oh-Shit Gift by JennO89 February 22, 2009

Shitlifted 

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.
That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.
Shitlifted by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Shitlifting 

In some stores you cannot go to the bathroom without paying a man/woman who is standing in front of public bathroom area. Shitlifting is the act of not paying the man/woman who is standing in front of the public bathroom and taking a shit.
"Dude, are you seeing that? I think that guy is shitlifting!" "Ooohh man, that guy is going to jail!"
Shitlifting by Dictionariusdefiner October 30, 2012

shitgifting 

sending offensive or random objects to unsuspecting recipients via addressless mailing methods e.g. "DustiD".
you"shitgifted" me

lets "shitgift" him

SHITGIFT ME I DARE YOU

they are always shitgifting me
shitgifting by GlassHeartCannon August 4, 2020

Shitlifting 

When you work in retail and you're fed up with shoplifters being dicks, so you say it as it is.
"We've had someone shitlifting again. It's the same guy as Sunday."
Shitlifting by drp-97 October 13, 2021