Colloquialterminology for Whitgift School in South Croydon and the subsequent foundation. Also a member of this school may refer to themselves or be referred to as a shitgiftian.
Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.
Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownershipanyways.
The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.
That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.
In some stores you cannot go to the bathroom without paying a man/woman who is standing in front of public bathroom area. Shitlifting is the act of not paying the man/woman who is standing in front of the public bathroom and taking a shit.