shitfap

Combination of shit and fap (mastrubating), as in mastrubating while taking a dump. Side effects unknown.

Ewan: Dude, I just shitfapped BIG time...
Lloyd: ZOMG WTF? You're disgusting!
Cindy: I think shitfapping guys are SOO sexy... It's like, you know... You like, get it all out?
Ewan: Totally...

by Blarghne March 14, 2008

shitfacedbook

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitfacested

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

by shitfacested October 10, 2011

Shitapple

Kind of like a crab apple but a lot shittier.

Have you been to Hannahs house? There are shitapples everywhere/

by xxmuckxx September 14, 2019

shitfaced

To be really, really drunk

"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."

by westside December 30, 2004

shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.

Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.

by Monkey McMurtelstein March 7, 2005

Shitfaced wonder

Some idiot who thinks (s)he's amazing...when they're drunk.

"There goes Mr. Shitfaced Wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar."

by FB45 September 13, 2007