Shitcago 

Cold, grey murder capital of the midwest. Life is so bad in Shitcago that the Cubs seem like a good baseball team to watch! Home of really bad haircuts.

Look, Shitcago is on fire again. Oh well, it's probably for the best.

Shitcago by Bears still suck! January 2, 2009

Shitcago 

Popular nickname for the redneck douchebag capital of the Midwest, more commonly known as "Chicago". See "Chicago".

Ever been to Shitcago? It's a great town, if your a redneck douchebag, or a submissive colored guy. You think east coast guidos are bad? You've never been to Shitcago.

Shitcago by CulturalEye March 15, 2007

Shitcago 

the act of taking a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Chip got Montezuma's Revenge in Mexico and spent almost half his vacation in Shitcago.

Shitcago by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Shitcago 

Not New Jersey.

Yeah I'm from Shitcago. It's not anything like New Jersey... :(.

Tree, tree, farm, tree, cow, farm, farm, cow, corn,......corn...tree

Shitcago by [DrunkenBusDriver] February 29, 2004

go to Shitcago 

to take a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Whenever I drink coffee I have to go to Shitcago almost immediately afterwards.

go to Shitcago by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

shitwagon 

Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.

"You got a car, dude?"
"Yeah, but it's a real shitwagon."

shitwagon by Serpent December 3, 2003

shitwagon 

A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.

Jim's car is a total shitwagon.

shitwagon by DennisIsEvil October 7, 2006