ShitCandy

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The correct name for Skullcandy headphones, because really, they're fucking awful.

Thirteen year old girl 1: "I need new headphones, I lost my old ones."

Thirteen year old girl 2: "get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!"

Person of moderate intelligence: "Don't touch anything made by ShitCandy, they're goddamn awful, and they look as bad as they sound."

ShitCandy by an audiophile June 10, 2012

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Shitlady

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.

She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.

Shitlady by ratbum September 10, 2016

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shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

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shitcan

The act of firing someone.

He's showed up late 3 times already. Next time it happens we are going to shitcan him.

shitcan by Anonymous August 19, 2003

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Shitconda

When you take a shit so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. The Shitconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from Subway.

Guy#1: Did you hear about Barry?
Guy#2: Yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
Guy#1: I think he took a Shitconda and was killed..
Guy#2: Dude you with this Shitconda shit again, Barry's dead... fuckin grow up!

Shitconda by NewEnglandCalmChowder December 12, 2009

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shitcan

To dispose of someone or something, usually in a derogatory fashion.

We shitcanned the entire proposal from those worthless bastards across town.

shitcan by mithras June 11, 2006

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shitland

A terrible place to be in; somewhere you wouldn't want to live.

I would love to leave this shitland of a country but I'm not moving away from my family.

shitland by am49 August 6, 2014

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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