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Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit
Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!
The real and somewhat embarrassing name for the Shittish village of Sipoo, in Finland.
Shitpoo is a xenophobic little village with a high rate of inbreeding, like Tammisaari.

In english, Sibbo means Shitpoo, an anal retentive Shittish township located in the Finnish backwoods.
Shitpoo by Eva Asplund January 18, 2008

shitbox one 

shitbox one is another microsofts shitty product that will compete with ps4, and wii U. this shit have similar shape and same color with ps4, which why sony put some warning in one of their office door:

Stop Leakage!!!

sony told their prototype product holder to be careful, not to expose it in public, use it in front of many people, or take a photograph of it.

the shitbox will have kinect 2.0, which is the second version of ps2's eyetoy copycat. they also release a god of war ripoff called RYSE as their exclusive. many blunder made by microsoft before their shitty products release, one example is the using of pc to perform game in e3 instead of the real shitbox one.
what is it!!!

its shitbox one!!!

gee, throw it out of window, its disgusting!!!
shitbox one by aagil September 26, 2013
A shitbox is a vehicle with one or more of the following features.

Rebuilt or salvage title

Spare tire on rim/donut

Cracked windshield

Broken window motor

Garbage bag on one or more windows

Exhaust leak

Squealing belt

Bad alternator

Aftermarket emblems

Check engine light is on

Etc..... You get what I'm saying 😉
Hey Nate, my shitbox needs a new window. You got any spare contractor trash bags?
Shitbox by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"