shitbooth 

Someone who is so full of unsubtantiated second hand conjecture that they become a social septic tank only capable of regurgitating pointless, irrelevant bullshit as that is all that they are full of.

What the fuck was he talking about? How is that even fucking possible, there is no way you can suck your dick by breaking your lower ribs! Lyle is a motherfucking shitbooth.

shitbooth by Assboxersixtyninethousand January 4, 2008

Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Shitboomer 

n. Pejorative term referring to members of the baby boomer generation. Often used by Generation Xers or Millennials to express their frustration regarding how their parents' generation inherited a world of unlimited possibility and due to their boundless greed and entitlement, left their children and grandchildren a future of grinding austerity with no end in sight.

(1) My SHITBOOMER boss called me from the golf course to tell me I'm not working hard enough. (2) Sorry, honey, we'll never be able to buy a house because the SHITBOOMERS in Congress diverted the money for FHA loans to Social Security and Viagra research.

Shitboomer by TTH2012 July 5, 2012

shitbook 

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)

"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."

shitbook by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

shitmotherfuckerbitch 

What one says when they are losing/lost a hand while playing the card game Egyption ratscrew

Shitmotherfuckerbitch! I should have slapped that sandwich... now you have all the jacks!

shitmotherfuckerbitch by Lindsey/Morgan December 29, 2007

shitboat 

Anything that moves too slowly and needs to hurry up.

Hurry up you shitboat!

shitboat by Xemidos June 24, 2016

Shitboomer 

n. Refers to the generation of leeches born during the demographic Post-World War II baby boom between the years 1946 and 1964. A generation of draft dodgers who advocated peace, love and happiness and then grew up to wage deadly, never-ending wars in the middle east and abroad. A generation that has shackled their children with a burden of debt that resulted from their own greed and sense of entitlement.

"Look at that shitboomer trying to figure out his iphone."

Shitboomer by ded precedent July 5, 2012