Shitboomer 

n. Pejorative term referring to members of the baby boomer generation. Often used by Generation Xers or Millennials to express their frustration regarding how their parents' generation inherited a world of unlimited possibility and due to their boundless greed and entitlement, left their children and grandchildren a future of grinding austerity with no end in sight.

(1) My SHITBOOMER boss called me from the golf course to tell me I'm not working hard enough. (2) Sorry, honey, we'll never be able to buy a house because the SHITBOOMERS in Congress diverted the money for FHA loans to Social Security and Viagra research.

Shitboomer by TTH2012 July 5, 2012

Shitboomer 

n. Refers to the generation of leeches born during the demographic Post-World War II baby boom between the years 1946 and 1964. A generation of draft dodgers who advocated peace, love and happiness and then grew up to wage deadly, never-ending wars in the middle east and abroad. A generation that has shackled their children with a burden of debt that resulted from their own greed and sense of entitlement.

"Look at that shitboomer trying to figure out his iphone."

Shitboomer by ded precedent July 5, 2012

Shitsbooger 

The act of taking a shit in a hippos mouth on the top of Mount Everast while doing a backflip and drinking a diet coke while running, and eating cat food and dancing to the tune of "Everlasting Gob-stopper."

Yo stop shitsboogering on moms new rug.

Shitsbooger by Amir Razavipour December 15, 2008

shitbonersack 

when a girl is riding on ur dick and she shits on it creating a shitbonersack

person 1: last night sucked. Stephanie was riding my dick and she shat on it person 2: damn bro she gave you a shitbonersack

shitbonersack by jakes_balls April 23, 2019

shitboner 

When your shit is harder then your dick

Person poops: Ahh dude i just pooped and its hard as a rock i think i had a shitboner.

shitboner by I explain things July 14, 2020