shit-ski

Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.

Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.

I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!

shit-ski by geek.neo September 12, 2010

Ski shit

Ski position as you quickly drop pants before shitting yourself

Was in the ski shit position while prairie dogging a big turd

Ski shit by Nut sack sweat soup February 20, 2017

Shit Skid

<i>n</i>, <i>v</i>
1.The doo doo stains left upon your underoos due to all the dingleberries rubbing against it as u walk.
2. When you flush the toilet and poo leaves graffiti marks as it goes down the poo sucker.

1. I dont wipe my ass really well so all my underwear contain shit skids.
2.My sister left her thong hanging in the bathroom only to reveal that she shit skidded on them.

Shit Skid by Angela The Defected September 15, 2004

shit skin 

a derogatory name for black people

Look at all those shit skins at the KFC.

shit skin by garyb January 9, 2006

Oh shit-skis 

Synonymous with saying "Oh well" as if to describe a feeling of defeat or rejection.

The airport withheld my luggage 3000 miles away and refuses to return it. Oh shit-skis.

Oh shit-skis by tylaarrr December 18, 2010

shit skillet 

One who lacks severely in intellectual prowess or social grace. Unwanted or undesirable by even the lowest societal groups.

one who offers nothing of worth to anyone.

We don't want that shit skillet tagging along with us.

shit skillet by odius November 19, 2006

shit-skip 

The way you walk/run when you have to shit realy bad.
Shit interchangeble with piss

1: Dude, I had to shit-skip all the way up the stairs at school the other day!
2: Hey Paul, look at that guy piss-skipping down the street!

shit-skip by SlappyX November 8, 2007