shit sweat

hot sweat that protrudes from the sweat glands caused by taking an abnormally long, large and painful shit.

bro #1:"yo my jiblet homie is still in the bathroom!"
bro #2:"damn he must be taking a shit sweat... painfullll for the annalll"

shit sweat by jiblets 4 dayzz June 28, 2011

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit 

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit by george January 20, 2005

Shit sweats

When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.

Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.

Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour

Bro1: You better start running before you blow!

Bro2: To late

Shit sweats by Crippollo July 16, 2013

Shit Sweats

The profuse perspiration that one experiences when they feel as though their ass hole is literally about to explode with a mass amount of fecal matter, and there is no bathroom readily accessible.

Oh man, oh man! Pull over RIGHT now! I have the shit sweats! This deuce needs to drop right now!

Shit Sweats by Kissesfromkrista November 19, 2010

seat shit 

Whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. The person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. The person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. The person leaves the shit on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.

The man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in Little Rock, AR left a seat shit for the non existant janitor.

seat shit by Bulletzebra February 24, 2015

shit in the back seat 

a phrase referring to a female's big and phat ass, also known as Junk in the Trunk.

damn girl, you've got a bunch o' shit in yo back seat

have you seen my new baby mamma? she got some shit in the back seat!

shit in the back seat by The real D Sinjin III July 16, 2010

shitsweak!

A taunt, combination of "shit is weak," made for hollerin at some asshole(s) pullin some weak ass bullshit; also for use during sporting events to diss the other team; can be used also when one has just been defeated, to further demean them and their weak ass beer chugging/video game playing/attempt at profundity.

1. Damn, UF just lost to FSU again, fuck yeah!...shitsweak!

2. Gary: "My poem begins, 'a flock of seagulls cawed with the setting sun'..."
Allison: "Shitsweak, shitsweak! Shit is WEAK!"

shitsweak! by Jennifer West November 29, 2007