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shit snatch 

It is a ass hole but stricly only an ass hole that is experiencing an extreme bout of the trots and when a pork sword is thrust within it rapidly shits upon the unhappy shaggers balls.
Her vag was rather slack and hanging loose like the mouth of a tired dog, so i decided to ram it in her shit snatch and all hell broke loose, how was i supposed to know she had a dickey tummy and she shat on my balls.
shit snatch by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007
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shit yer snatch 

To completely overreact to a situation. Obviously meant to apply to women but doubly effective when applied to a man, implying they are, in fact, actually a woman.
Thomas: We're going to be late again! We have to leave and you're still sorting mail and need a wash!

Percy: Ok, don't shit yer snatch! The fat controller can wait two minutes!
shit yer snatch by ctrlU October 20, 2010

Shit satchel 

The largest and dirtiest of ass clams.
Her shit satchel was so ripe that I could hardly breathe when I dropped those panties.
Shit satchel by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017

Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome 

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk
Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.

shitsnatch 

vulgar. euphemism for the "male vagina." used to describe the anus of a gay man that is used for penetration during gay sexual intercourse.
When I saw that fine ass man I decided that my shitsnatch was open for business.

synonyms shitpussy, mussy, manpussy,
shitsnatch by linguistique_d'urbane September 20, 2009

shitsnatcher 

This is another name for the piece in the bathroom generally called a toilet.
The shitsnatcher is singing again. That means it will be stopped up soon. Where is the plunger?
shitsnatcher by Phyliss D. March 21, 2007

shirtsnatching 

Shirtsnatching; Verb
Shirtsnatch; Adj.

The opposite of Shirtcocking (a male only wearing a shirt) common terminology at Burning Man.
where a female is only wearing a shirt and is otherwise exposed.
Tom: "did you see that girl shirtsnatching other there?"
Steve: "Just another day on the playa"
shirtsnatching by rn253 April 4, 2014
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