Shit Friend

When you have a group of friends and can never get them all together. The one who misses out is labelled a shit friend. Its an honest adnoun representing disappointment without providing pressure to the friendship.

Lincoln missed Andy's wedding he is such a shit friend

Shit Friend by adnounsplus December 20, 2016

Friend-shit 

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.

Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.

Friend-shit by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025

good ass friend as shit 

What you tell a person who is a good friend of yours when you are trashed.

Lauren, you're a good ass friend as shit!

good ass friend as shit by fallingrace67 August 19, 2009

shit on your friend day

On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.

You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day

shit on your friend day by Cal_bill November 27, 2021

beating the shit out of your midget friend 

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

beating the shit out of your midget friend by big man with little things April 14, 2018

Shit Fiend 

A person who shits their pants and dosent even care. They actually find it enjoyable and attractive and don't even care that anyone else finds it digusting and stinky.

Guy: Helen, is such a shit fiend
Other Guy: Yea yo, that bitch is mad gross. I wouldnt fuck her with your dick
Guy: Fuck you

Shit Fiend by IMMADEVIL September 1, 2008

shit friends 

shit friends are a group of 2 or more guys who enjoy sending each other pictures of their shits. Shit friends usually take great pride in their bowel movements and usually have a competitive spirit. They see taking shits as a sport. This continuous back in forth nature that can last up to years. These types often seek other individuals who enjoy sending and receiving pictures of their shits.

Greg: Why the fuck is someone sending you pictures of their shits?
Scott: Oh, thats just Seth, we're shit friends.

(later in the day...)

Scott: Dude that was a huge shit bro!!!
Seth: Its that protein sahn.
Scott: Did you get that pic of mine?? It looked like a dick 'n balls!!! LOL!

shit friends by IloveTheNSA February 18, 2014