you beat

In poker, an expression used to answer the pesky question, "What do/did you have?" Popularized by professional poker player Layne Flack in a television appearance on the World Poker Tour.

"What did you have?"
"You beat."

by MrBlini May 8, 2005

you beat?

A common question a group of males asks one another when a attractive you lady approaches.

Hey Pinkerton, they lady in the red tube top...you beat?

by BXPaPaShango June 24, 2008

you beat me to it

This idiom means, I was going to say/do the same thing and you did it before I could.

a: Shall we do something tonight
b: You beat me to it. Shall we go to Joe's?

by firestart November 26, 2013

you can't beat it

Like a sore dick

Person 1: Wow that's a great deal on that broccoli.
Accomplice: Yep, like a sore dick.
Person 1: What??
Accomplice: You can't beat it.

by Best Alex November 28, 2018

throw you a beating

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.

"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.

by Logan9a November 13, 2010

Beat you on

To completely own someone in Pokemon puzzle league

"I'm gonna beat you on dad!"
"Alright, let me fire up the N64."

by Nick Lytle May 22, 2008

You can't beat the Internet

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.

Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.

by Lolquoi February 1, 2011