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Friend-shit 

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.
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good ass friend as shit 

What you tell a person who is a good friend of yours when you are trashed.
Lauren, you're a good ass friend as shit!

Shit Friend

When you have a group of friends and can never get them all together. The one who misses out is labelled a shit friend. Its an honest adnoun representing disappointment without providing pressure to the friendship.
Lincoln missed Andy's wedding he is such a shit friend
Shit Friend by adnounsplus December 20, 2016

beating the shit out of your midget friend 

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it
Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

shit on your friend day

On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.
You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day
shit on your friend day by Cal_bill November 27, 2021

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

fried shit 

Used to show exactly how dumb is someone compared to fried shit
You're as dumb as fried shit for not knowing ....
fried shit by QazWsx April 26, 2006