Shit Butt

Homo sapien of the lowest kind. A sleezy man who will use cheesy pick-up lines and refer to you as a "sexy creature." One of distasteful ancestry. Always watch out for a shit butt within a close proximity, because they will de-flower you of your human likeness, and thus more shit butts will multiply.

Gawd! That guy was such a shit butt!

OMG! There's a shit butt! Run!

I think the shit butt got me pregnant...dammit! our child is going to be a retard.

by bubblekiss11 July 29, 2010

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Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.

Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt

by Sargonasa November 25, 2021

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shit your butt

When you poop your pants but catch it in your but checks , saving your draws from the shit

dude i was so sick last night

Did you shit your butt?

by Hamsandwhich March 16, 2015

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shit ass butt load

(shit ton * fuck ton) + (butt load * fuck load) = shit ass butt load
Its the most you can have of something. You cant have more than a shit ass butt load of something... IT DOESNT HAPPEN!!

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: A shit ass butt load...

by Booty Sweat PhD September 24, 2011

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shit shoving butt captain

A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle

a rump wrestler with energy

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gay1: Oh jesus christ i think u are so hard and fast u ripped me a new asshole jesus christ
gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!

by Chick_Fudger September 27, 2006

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