2 definitions by Hamsandwhich

When you poop your pants but catch it in your but checks , saving your draws from the shit
dude i was so sick last night

Did you shit your butt?
by Hamsandwhich March 16, 2015
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when a girl gives a handjob while shes eating a ham sandwhich.
eric recived a cockerham at the lunch table
by Hamsandwhich March 2, 2012
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