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shitbutt 

shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.

the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.
who let shitbutt in the house!

gross, get that shitbutt away from me.

dude, is shitbutt your cat?
shitbutt by hoboman September 12, 2003
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shitbutt 

The Cat With Turds Stuck To Its Ass!
Today I saw SHITBUTT (The Cat With Turds Stuck To Its Ass!) jump on the hood of a car and smear its shitass all over it.
shitbutt by Billy Soccerfoot June 20, 2022

shitbattical 

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.
''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.
shitbattical by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

Shitbuster 

When you know someone is taking a shit, you run in the bathroom during the shit and you yell,
"ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"
and the other person will prob be like,
"GTFO"
and you say in a high pitched voice.
"BUSTED"
then exit the bathroom.
After you complete the task completely, you are now officially a shitbuster.
*Friend Goes Into Bathroom and Sits Down To Take Shit*
*You wait 2 minutes then run into bathroom*

You: "ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"

Friend: "Yeah GTFO BITCH!"

You: "BUSTED!!" (In High Pitched Voice)

You are now officially a shitbuster.
Shitbuster by AndypizzleFoShizzle August 21, 2008

shitcutter 

Another name for a girl's ass. More specifically, refers to the sphinchter.
Hey dude your mom's got a great shitcutter.
shitcutter by wrightd61 May 26, 2010

Shit Butt 

Homo sapien of the lowest kind. A sleezy man who will use cheesy pick-up lines and refer to you as a "sexy creature." One of distasteful ancestry. Always watch out for a shit butt within a close proximity, because they will de-flower you of your human likeness, and thus more shit butts will multiply.
Gawd! That guy was such a shit butt!

OMG! There's a shit butt! Run!

I think the shit butt got me pregnant...dammit! our child is going to be a retard.
Shit Butt by bubblekiss11 July 29, 2010

Shitbuster 

The bathroom version of a ghostbuster. Shitbusters flush any toilet that still has shit in the bowl. Shitbusters that flush leftover urine in toilets and urinals are called pissbusters.
I just saw a shitbuster flush all the toilets in the public bathroom at my local McDonald's.
Shitbuster by Tako#2739 June 17, 2021
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