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shitwack 

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads
"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"
shitwack by DJsunkid December 30, 2005
An old ancient Arabic name,A shirwa is someone who has alot of common sense,funny,tall,brave and emotionally strong.Shirwa will get far in life,Welcomes all types of people into his life.Shirwa is someone who understands you're pain and problem,always has a shoulder for you to cry on,Very helpful guy.
Shirwa a wise person,who never stresses out.
Shirwa by igdns web January 3, 2015

Shirlack 

A slur you would use to call someone who is braindead/incompetent at their job.
If Corey keeps fucking up these orders I am sure he is part Shirlack.
Shirlack by BlakeyBigBucks May 11, 2022

Shizwack 

to be messed up, confused, to be in the wrong order.
"I have to restart my computer, it's gone shizwack."

"Don't listen to what he says, he's shizwack"
Shizwack by Todd March 23, 2004

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani 

Literally the full name of this kid in our class. He claims that he's super hot; he's not wrong. And he says he doesn't have a crush. When I don't think he realizes EVERY SINGLE GIRL in the year likes him :{
Judge: Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani, how do you plead?'

Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Mashkoor Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Norri Nabi Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani Bin Ahmed Bin Nabeel Khan Shirwani: Well, you nailed the name ;
A clueless cunt who is lucky and somehow good at everything. Kmt. Harlem k.
Shirwan is a packet of crisps
Shirwan by Sherwergan May 17, 2020