shirump

A little bit of slang by the brotha's term for shrimp

Let me get some of'dem shirump

by james dolorando May 13, 2005

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Shirmp

A stupid word my friend made.

My friend made shirmp

by ajcanadian January 13, 2020

shidump

A cross between the process of having to shit, and the unexpected result from defecating.

Sal had to evacuate his feces, and wound up taking a shidump, which resulted in an extensive, overdrawn session of lurid defecation, thus alleviating his ardent anus.

"Ah man, don't go into the restroom, I just took one big shidump!"

"That shidump made all the difference! I feel lighter now."

"Alright let's eat, but first let me take that shidump I've been waiting for."

by SonicJives May 25, 2009

Shrump

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.

by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011

Shicumpiss

when you shit, cum & piss at the same time; usually happens in public restrooms.

Person 1: “I wonder where Person 2 went..”
*Person 2 walks in sweaty as hell*
Person 2: I made a shicumpiss

by THENOTORIUSJONGJONGUN September 16, 2019

Shrumple

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.

Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains

by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005