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Shrumpette 

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.
person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.
Shrumpette by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009

Strumpeteer 

A "pimp" or "whoremonger". Base word Strumpet meaning-whore. Commonly used in the early 1700s to the late 1800s.
"Oh shit, i gotta get this money to my strumpeteer."
Strumpeteer by Lumberjack108 November 23, 2009

Scrumpette 

An attractive woman who you want to take home and "eat out".
She's quite the scrumpette, wouldn't mind growling her all night.
Scrumpette by GeeDerp August 20, 2011

Strumpettes 

A follower of Donald Trump.
Most of Trump followers are Fucktard Strumpettes.
Strumpettes by BRPromotions November 17, 2016

Strumpette 

A fan of Donald Trump that has no clue, no morals, and no code to live by. Often heard whining about his/her rights with no empathy or understanding outside of themselves.
That strumpette was wearing his MAGA hat again and has no clue it was made in China.
Strumpette by Jilarj September 11, 2019

STrumpette 

A supporter of US President Donald J. Trump despite Trump's attempts to circumvent democratically-determined laws and regulations in order to get reelected. A STrumpette lacks a moral compass and is interested only in getting his/her own way without regard for the democratic process.
Kudzu Sploogebrain was willing to trash mail-in ballots in order to keep likely Democratic votes from being counted. He is such a STrumpette.
STrumpette by Cynical Bob October 15, 2020
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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