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Shrumpette 

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.
person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.
Shrumpette by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009

Strumpeteer 

A "pimp" or "whoremonger". Base word Strumpet meaning-whore. Commonly used in the early 1700s to the late 1800s.
"Oh shit, i gotta get this money to my strumpeteer."
Strumpeteer by Lumberjack108 November 23, 2009

Scrumpette 

An attractive woman who you want to take home and "eat out".
She's quite the scrumpette, wouldn't mind growling her all night.
Scrumpette by GeeDerp August 20, 2011

Strumpettes 

A follower of Donald Trump.
Most of Trump followers are Fucktard Strumpettes.
Strumpettes by BRPromotions November 17, 2016

Strumpette 

A fan of Donald Trump that has no clue, no morals, and no code to live by. Often heard whining about his/her rights with no empathy or understanding outside of themselves.
That strumpette was wearing his MAGA hat again and has no clue it was made in China.
Strumpette by Jilarj September 11, 2019

STrumpette 

A supporter of US President Donald J. Trump despite Trump's attempts to circumvent democratically-determined laws and regulations in order to get reelected. A STrumpette lacks a moral compass and is interested only in getting his/her own way without regard for the democratic process.
Kudzu Sploogebrain was willing to trash mail-in ballots in order to keep likely Democratic votes from being counted. He is such a STrumpette.
STrumpette by Cynical Bob October 15, 2020
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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