shcrumpy 

This is a describing word for the most beautiful amazing human on the entire earth, that's why every model has the middle name shcrumpy

jeez you see that girl over there! She is well shcrumpy my good friend

shcrumpy by LargeCharlie January 23, 2021

Scrumpy 

Demomans drink of choice

Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

ALCOHOLIC HIT

Scrumpy by le phantom bread April 29, 2020

scrumpy 

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

scrumpy by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Scrumpy Gill 

A bit a lad who can’t keep his hands off his Ladies’ apples ;)

That man Roman is a bit of a “scrumpy Gill” if u ask me.

Scrumpy Gill by Heisenberg96 December 18, 2019

Scrumpy 

1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious

Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*

Scrumpy by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

Shrumpy

People of a diminutive stature with a sour disposition i.e. Short AND Grumpy

That shrumpy person at table 6 just sent her food back for the 3rd time.

Shrumpy by BadHobbit June 15, 2013

Scrumpy Neckin' 

-Adjective used to describe when someone falls asleep in an upright position, most commonly in a public or semi-public environment. You are able to observe the "scrump" (folds/rolls of excess skin) of the neck as their head falls forward or to one side.

In many circles of friends the act of scrumpy neckin' is an open invitation for public humiliation and shameful photo opportunity. Especially when one is caught scrumpy neckin' with shoes on.

Yeah, I saw him in that comfy chair in the living room scrumpy neckin' like a fool... he must be exausted!

Scrumpy Neckin' by Merf McGurf March 3, 2011