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shinstagram 

The act of perusing instagram while taking a shit.
For example, my friend Nicki often takes very long shits because he is shinstagraming.
shinstagram by joewilly February 7, 2014
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Shitstagram

1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.

2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.
Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.

The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.

Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.
Shitstagram by Giardipants January 19, 2014

Shitagram 

A negative email, often highlighting wrong doing on the addressee’s part. A well executed Shitagram will have all of the addressee’s chain of command/ management CC’d in the email for maximum impact.
The women down in HR has sent me a shitagram, apparently it was my fault she lost my passport photos and that she didn’t tell me to bring her new ones. That was really good of her letting the company director know.
Shitagram by Kingkipling October 26, 2018

sinstagram 

A secondary instagram account, typically used for posting memes and/or drunk photos from last night
"Did you see what she posted on her sinstagram? That party looked lit."
sinstagram by lovely labia May 21, 2016

subinstagraming 

when someone post something about you on instagram and doesn't @ you
cabi: "running away from your bs"
jazzy: why are you subinstagraming me fool
subinstagraming by trippywho August 8, 2015

skinstagram 

A picture you post of yourself in a swimsuit or a skimpy outfit, mainly to show off your body. Especially common during the summer.
"Dude, did you see Allie's selfie from the beach?"

"Yeah man, really nice skinstagram."
skinstagram by CrackerTwoThousand August 14, 2014

shitagram 

the act of using instagram while taking a shit
dude i was shitagraming lastnight
shitagram by robbie torugsun April 16, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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