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Shitagram 

A negative email, often highlighting wrong doing on the addressee’s part. A well executed Shitagram will have all of the addressee’s chain of command/ management CC’d in the email for maximum impact.
The women down in HR has sent me a shitagram, apparently it was my fault she lost my passport photos and that she didn’t tell me to bring her new ones. That was really good of her letting the company director know.
Shitagram by Kingkipling October 26, 2018
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shitagram 

the act of using instagram while taking a shit
dude i was shitagraming lastnight
shitagram by robbie torugsun April 16, 2014

shitagram 

when ur mom irons your trousers for u
SHITAGRAM
shitagram by -Doge June 5, 2016

shitographer 

A person who takes a picture of there shit and emails it to someone.
You are one hell of a shitographer, dont ever send me any photos of your shit again or i will do my own shitogrophy and you wont be happy.
shitographer by tbagmartin March 23, 2010

shitagraph 

girl 1: omg kelly me and joey were arguing and he totally kept sending me shitagraphs!

girl 2: omg what an asshole
shitagraph by ahar1 March 5, 2014

Shitstagram

1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.

2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.
Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.

The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.

Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.
Shitstagram by Giardipants January 19, 2014

shitadamn 

the combination of shit and damn

normally said when surprised or scared.
The conclusion is Ashley a thot. Shitadamn!
shitadamn by Curlyhead creature January 28, 2018
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