shittagram

When some part of your Instagram isn't working.

D: "Hey! My DMS aren't working!"
M: "Why?"
D: "IDK, i have a shittagram."

by twentyone_goners_ April 14, 2017

shitagraph

a paragraph of complete bullshit

girl 1: omg kelly me and joey were arguing and he totally kept sending me shitagraphs!

girl 2: omg what an asshole

by ahar1 March 5, 2014

Shitstagram

1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.

2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.

Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.

The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.

Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.

by Giardipants January 19, 2014

Shitagram

A negative email, often highlighting wrong doing on the addressee’s part. A well executed Shitagram will have all of the addressee’s chain of command/ management CC’d in the email for maximum impact.

The women down in HR has sent me a shitagram, apparently it was my fault she lost my passport photos and that she didn’t tell me to bring her new ones. That was really good of her letting the company director know.

by Kingkipling October 26, 2018

seitagram

an amazing kpop tiktoker you may also know him as @cherry.sooya or @starlight.sei he posts a lot but usually deletes them 5-10 minutes later also a big dahyun enthusiast!

1. Have you seen @seitagrams new post?! Yes!he is so funny!
2. wow @seitagram on tiktok is so nice!

by viseul December 25, 2020

shinstagram

The act of perusing instagram while taking a shit.

For example, my friend Nicki often takes very long shits because he is shinstagraming.

by joewilly February 7, 2014

shitagram

the act of using instagram while taking a shit

dude i was shitagraming lastnight

by robbie torugsun April 16, 2014