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shiftpoop 

A poop taken while on the job. The best time there is to do it because you're getting paid to poop!
Bill: Man I took a nice poop the other day.

Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!
shiftpoop by capnhook July 30, 2010
Words you can keep
The real and somewhat embarrassing name for the Shittish village of Sipoo, in Finland.
Shitpoo is a xenophobic little village with a high rate of inbreeding, like Tammisaari.

In english, Sibbo means Shitpoo, an anal retentive Shittish township located in the Finnish backwoods.
Shitpoo by Eva Asplund January 18, 2008

shitpopper

a gay man who performs anal sex while his partner is taking a crap
The shitpoppers living next door have a can-do attitude.
shitpopper by nunchuck May 13, 2005

Shiftposting 

To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting
Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*
Shiftposting by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023

Shipoopoo 

Shipoopoo is used when you want to say shit but you're around little kids or adults. Therefore masking the cuss word.
That scared the shipoopoo outta me!
Her hair looks like shipoopoo.
Shipoopoo by Brizzlefosho July 11, 2010
A song from the Music Man adapted by Family Guy for a hilarious song & dance after Peter scores a touchdown for the Patriots.
She's his shipoopi! The girl who's hard to get.
"Shipoopi" is the title of a song from The Music Man, a Broadway musical written by Meredith Willson.

"Shipoopi" is also a portmanteau of the words "shit" and "poopie"; which is perhaps why children enjoy performing the "Shipoopi" song in Willson's musical.
lyrics from "Shipoopi":

Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.
shipoopi by Kevin1981 September 3, 2005
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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