shiftpoop

A poop taken while on the job. The best time there is to do it because you're getting paid to poop!

Bill: Man I took a nice poop the other day.

Bob: No way it can compare to my shiftpoop today. I got paid 10 bucks to do it!

by capnhook July 30, 2010

Shitpoo

The real and somewhat embarrassing name for the Shittish village of Sipoo, in Finland.

Shitpoo is a xenophobic little village with a high rate of inbreeding, like Tammisaari.

In english, Sibbo means Shitpoo, an anal retentive Shittish township located in the Finnish backwoods.

by Eva Asplund January 18, 2008

shitpopper

a gay man who performs anal sex while his partner is taking a crap

The shitpoppers living next door have a can-do attitude.

by nunchuck May 13, 2005

Shiftposting

To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting

Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*

by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023

Shipoopoo

Shipoopoo is used when you want to say shit but you're around little kids or adults. Therefore masking the cuss word.

That scared the shipoopoo outta me!
Her hair looks like shipoopoo.

by Brizzlefosho July 11, 2010

shipoopi

A song from the Music Man adapted by Family Guy for a hilarious song & dance after Peter scores a touchdown for the Patriots.

She's his shipoopi! The girl who's hard to get.

by Chris Roxxors Your Soxxors January 30, 2006

shipoopi

"Shipoopi" is the title of a song from The Music Man, a Broadway musical written by Meredith Willson.

"Shipoopi" is also a portmanteau of the words "shit" and "poopie"; which is perhaps why children enjoy performing the "Shipoopi" song in Willson's musical.

lyrics from "Shipoopi":

Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.

by Kevin1981 September 3, 2005